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🗓️ ROADMAP

• Q1 2026: Finding the money for the server
• Q2 2026: Open server
• Q3 2026: Shut down
server • Q4 2026: Discord post: "It was a great experience, thanks to everyone"

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� [DeV]Minchione's Staff, currently on a cigarette break from the factory

📋 OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION � "FACTORY TEARS" VERSION 1.0
Date: February 26, 2026 | Issued by: [DeV]Minchione (ex Murai, ex Fabbrica S.p.A. employee - contract lasted 1 night)

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✅ MAIN NEWS

🔹 New admin name updated: Murai → Reason: consistent with the average quality of the released servers
→ The old name has been deprecated along with the dignity

🔹 New server in development: Nonlaver�infabbricalonju
→ Co-developed by Big Smoke� during his evening professional commitments
→ The server promises innovative features such as "working" and "not p2w" which have both already been denied in the same press conference

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🔧 FIXES AND CHANGES

✔️ Critical Fix: Fixed bug where staff thought they had
players ✔️ Fix economy: The shop system now also accepts prayers, since the money no longer arrives
⬇️ Nerf: Admin pride reduced by 94% after first time clocking in
❌ Removed: Any claims of being a "professional developer"
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😢 EMOTIONAL CHANGELOG

🕙 10:00 PM � First shift in the factory � 0 tears (naive optimism)
🕛 00:00 � Second hour of shift � 47 ml
🕜 01:30 � Discovery that no one shops � OVERFLOW
🕑 02:00 � Message to players: "please" � non-measurable value
🕑 02:01 � Player response: silence � server offline for 20 min

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⚠️ KNOWN ISSUES

• The new server may not survive the launch (like the previous ones)
• Big Smoke available as co-dev only between 11pm and 4am, variable hours
• The roadmap is written on a napkin wet with tears
• The server name exceeds the character limit of any existing launcher

📢 Official update � ImperiaWorld2

Dear players,

we are happy to confirm that the server is totally stable and fully operational. The DDoS attack has been definitively mitigated and everything works perfectly.

We apologize again for the inconvenience of the past few hours. It wasn't our intention to keep you waiting - but then again Murai didn't intend to work either, yet here we all are dealing with the consequences.

The good news? Thanks to this experience, we have strengthened our infrastructure and are now ready to welcome players from all over Europe - and beyond. ImperiaWorld2 grows, improves, and is ready.

In the meantime, sources close to the environment inform us that Murai is evaluating some part-time job opportunities. We're talking about warehouse shifts, bicycle deliveries and, in extremis, car washing. With the proceeds from his servers, however, the calculations don't add up - so he could be forced to do all three jobs at the same time, possibly at night, between one botnet and another.

Thank you for your patience and support. You are the reason we keep going - and the reason some gentlemen don't sleep at night.

See you soon in the game. ⚔️

� The ImperiaWorld2 team